Bouncing and Boozing....

Listen up kids and parents alike....the government have issued a warning after doctors have advised that drinking alcohol while bouncing on a trampoline is dangerous.  Do not grab that Stella and combine it with a bounce on your bum, do not grab that glass of vino and then join your kids on the trampoline you bought especially for the summer because this is a warning......"Adults, please note that lager, wine, and trampolines do not mix."  (Even more so kids and alcohol don't mix, although I reckon you could get a few stubby's in that Pampers)

This isn't a joke.  Don't eat chicken after 5pm, Don't drink too much OJ, Don't let them wear Nylon, Don't eat rocks, Don't poo in public, Good God Don't show Little Johnny that!  Is there anything we can do?!

Other fooooolish Health and Safety Rules......

- Pencil Cases banned at St Anne's Primary School in case they hide sharp objects.

- Foam floats band from swimming pools by Dudley Council in case they hit swimmers

- Sunscreen banned in Manchester Primary school over allergy fears

- Meatballs taken off the menu in case pupils choke

- Boy of 10 banned from wearing snorkel in case it breaks