What is this?!
I am currently watching (and why I don't know) some odd film on TV which has sucked mayonnaise out of an overweight female to make her oh so 'thin and gorgeous' in a pimp my ride style, called a small black guy 'Hitch' who then gets her together with some ginger/blonde actor attempting to be like Jim Carey. They seem to be falling in love and I suppose, it'll be all about he prefers her real and dare I say it 'Fat' rather than stereotypically slim. This film seems be attempting a scream style rip off and copying bits of other movies we all know and well, i wont say love.
Oh my god, now there is a cat having a serious case of the runs and actually sat on the toilet.
Odd, really odd.